| Skyrim prisoner: | Where do you think they're taking us? |
| Adrian: | To your mom's house. |
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| Adrian: | Is that guy wearing Uggs? |
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| Adrian: | Ohh fuck yeah dark elves! |
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| Guard: | Follow the captain prisoner. |
| Adrian: | Oh I'll follow her anywhere. Her and her BEhind. She's just playing hard to get. Oh yeah, she wants my penis. |
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| Guard: | HOW in Oblivion do we stop this thing?! |
| Adrian: | You put an arrow in it's knee. |